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Lucy Longlegs
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Unique, interesting and educated in all walks of life.
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How cheap is cheap
December 30th, 2022 by Lucy Longlegs
Allow me to ask you this gentleman? .
If you called a handyman and spoke to him for 45mins. During that time he couldn't work whilst you explained the job to him. Then later that day he comes over does the job to perfection.
When he hands you the bill. After already knowing his hourly rate as you read it in the same advert you got his phone number.
Would you talk him down or haggle his service fee even being satisfied with the work he completed ??
Remember this scenario the next time rewards are mentioned or you haggle a girls prices.
If you wouldn't do it to a hard working man then please have consideration to ladies on the other end of your replies dealing with the unappreciative hagglers for 45mins all to book then not show.
I am aware of the ratios of real chicks like myself vs horney guys in need of a root on other sites. And how many of you get scammed. My heart goes out to you, hence why i am writing this .
I am also aware of the enormous response that floods my inbox when i post an ad that doesn't contain rewards being required.
If i put an ad up posting for free s#x how many offers do you think i would be inidated with? Furthermore how many do you think respond with "Hi" or pre written reply of "hi i like your ad / are u still available"? And expect a response when there are 171 other unopened mail to open.
Stand out from the crowd in you reply. Supply a name and a number, ur offer if none is specified on her ad ( let her decide based on her circumstances if what ur offering is sufficient) give details or answer the ad according to the instructions it specifies. That is if you want a faster response.
Have a safe new year wear a proper fitting condom they come in different sizes. They prevent your dick from oozing green puss not just a form of contraception.
Lots of love
Lucy Longlegs
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Joke of the Day
January 17th, 2023 by Lucy Longlegs
Question .
Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam ?
Answer.
I cant Jelly my Strapon up your Arse!.
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