Guide: How To Use Sex Toys… Properly
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If you're here expecting a step-by-step on how to plug A into slot B (pun definitely intended), you might need to rethink a few life choices. I mean, if you're struggling to figure out where a dildo goes, this probably isn't the guide for you.
But for those who've got a basic handle on the ins and outs of anatomy, welcome. In this article from Naughty Ads - Australia's favourite way to find and book Escorts - here to talk about how to use sex toys properly - as in, squeezing every ounce of fun out of them without ending up in the ER with an "it got stuck" story.
Types of Sex Toys: It's All About What Makes YOU Scream
Rule 1 of the sex toy world is that it doesn't matter what the internet tells you is "trending" or what's sitting pretty on Amazon's best-sellers list. If it doesn't make your toes curl, it's irrelevant.
So, how do you figure out what gets you there? Experiment! Dabble in all the categories, even the ones that make you say, "WTF is THAT?!" Seriously, if you're curious (and who isn't?), take a walk on the wild side— - you might end up loving something you never expected.
Here's a breakdown of the basics for the uninitiated:
- Vibrators: Entry-level and probably the most universally recognised toy. There are the rabbit types for blended orgasms, bullet vibrators for clitoral stimulation, and wand vibrators for those "I want to blow my fucking mind" moments. Trust me, these wands are no joke.
- Dildos: Simple, classic, but oh so versatile. Whether it's silicone, glass, metal, or even a squishy, vibrating model, the dildo's your standard pleasure staple. Suitable for solo use or with a partner—go nuts because it's hard to screw this one up.
- Anal toys: Now we're talking. Butt plugs, prostate massagers, and anal beads all fall under this umbrella. Yes, I know some people are immediately like, "Oh no, that's the back door! Nope, nada!" But—spoiler alert - it's got nerves that'll knock your socks off.
- Cock rings and strokers: For all you guys out there, there's more to the sex toy world than your right hand. Cock rings add a delicious bit of tightness and restriction that prolongs fun, and strokers like Fleshlights? That's your fantasy flesh.
And there are nipple clamps, suction toys, BDSM gear, and electro-stimulation. Yeah, the list goes on.
Safety Tips for Using Sex Toys: Avoiding Unfortunate Encounters with the ER
No orgasm is worth a humiliating trip to the emergency room. Luckily, using sex toys safely is just common sense with a sprinkle of caution.
- Read the Damn Instructions: Manuals are boring. But seriously, there's a reason they're included. Read different materials, batteries, water resistance levels, and lube compatibility before you take your new toy for a spin.
- Lube Up Properly: Want a good time? You better have lube. Not all toys are naturally slick, and dry frictions can kill the fun fast. Silicone lube is for non-silicone toys, and it is water-based for anything. Anything else, and you're rolling the dice.
- Know Your Thresholds: Everyone has physical and mental limits. You're not training for the Olympics—there's no need to go zero to sixty straight out of the gate. Start slow, test your limits, and build up the excitement. You can always level up, but it's a bitch to walk back if you've gone too far too fast.
- Watch Where You Stick It: Seems obvious, right? WRONG. The number of people who, er, lose things in body parts they weren't designed for is staggering. Butt plugs? They NEED a base, people - nothing worse than playing Indiana Jones with an MIA plug. Use toys intended for the areas you're playing with. Period.
How to Clean and Maintain Your Sex Toys: It's Not Sexy… But Necessary
Now, the less fun part – cleaning up. I know you'd rather curl up in post-coital bliss, but if you don't clean your toys, you're playing a dangerous game.
Here's how to keep things safe:
- Soap and water are your besties: For most non-electronic toys, a quick rinse with mild soap and warm water will do the trick. Avoid using anything harsh like bleach (unless you hate yourself).
- Toy cleaners are your backup squad: Some toys need extra TLC. Use a special toy cleaner if your product recommends it. It's good to be thorough, especially for porous materials (silicone, jelly, TPR).
- Storage is vital: Store your toys in separate bags or containers so they don't rub against each other and degrade. Also, keep them out of direct sunlight, you know, unless you're prepping for an odd Instagram shoot.
- Toss if it's damaged: This is not the time to be nostalgic. If a toy gets damaged—a tear, crack, or just isn't working anymore—it's time to let it go. Broken toys are a danger zone. Trust me, no orgasm is worth an infection…or worse.
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