How to Plan a Bachelor Party
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How To Plan a Bachelor Party
Most bachelor parties are more predictable than a dad joke at a barbecue. It's a sad little pub crawl—an overpriced meal. The groom-to-be may get a lap dance as exciting as a PowerPoint presentation. Lame.
A bachelor party should be a rollercoaster of booze, bad decisions, and banter. It is the kind of night that the groom will remember in vague, regretful flashes but never forget.
This isn't your run-of-the-mill piss-up. This guide from Naughty Ads - Australia's favourite way to find and book Escorts - is how to plan a bachelor party that doesn't suck.
Setting a Budget: Because Going Broke Isn't Fun
The first step is to figure out what people can afford. Not everyone's rolling in it, so ask your mates honestly. Some may want to splurge on bottle service at a strip club, while others can barely afford a goon bag and a sausage sizzle.
Get those conversations happening, and remember it's got to be fair for everyone (especially the groom because if he's broke by his wedding day, you've failed).
Key Cost Considerations for the Aussie Bachelor Party
- Booze: Obviously, lots of it. A decent stash of alcohol will run at least $300–$500 for a group.
- Food: Basic bar meals or snacks—think $50–$100 per head, unless you're going full gourmet (not recommended—you'll be too drunk to taste it anyway).
- Strippers/Entertainment: Get the wallets ready—this can cost anywhere from $500 to $1,500, depending on how...hands-on the entertainment is.
- Accommodation: Are we staying at a 3-star hotel, an Airbnb, or just sleeping where we fall? You're looking at around $100–$300 a night per person.
- Buffer Money: Shit will hit the fan. Guaranteed. Be prepared for the extra cab rides, medical emergencies, or—more likely—repairing stuff you accidentally smashed. Have an additional $100-$200 on standby for the inevitable.
Pro tip: Get the boys to transfer the money in advance because if you ask them the morning after when the regret has fully set in, they'll conveniently "forget" their wallets.
Choosing the Right Location: Where to Cause Havoc
Good news - you don't have to go far to find a destination that caters to questionable behaviour.
Top Aussie Spots for a Proper Piss-Up:
- Gold Coast: Ah, the GC—home of bad decisions and even worse tattoos. Great beaches, bars, strip joints, and clubs where no one asks too many questions.
- Despite the lockdowns, Sydney's Kings Cross Still has some of its old wild side left. Keep it classy… or don't.
- Melbourne: Good mix of fancy and filth. Plus, with Melbourne's laneway bars and live music scene, there's always somewhere to end up.
- Byron Bay: If you're into getting smashed while soaking up beach vibes, then Byron might be your spot. Add some live music, and you'll be good.
- Adelaide: Slept on, but there are places in this town where the less your mates talk about it, the better.
Abroad? Sure… If You Want a Headache
Heading overseas is tempting—booze-fuelled adventures in Thailand or Bali. But let's get real—logistics are a nightmare, and half of you will lose your passports after a night in town.
Plus, pissing off the locals while drunk as hell in a foreign country can lead to a kind of shitstorm no one's prepared for. Stick to Oz. You can run harder on home turf.
Let the Madness Begin
Alright, so what are we doing? Spoiler: it's not lawn bowls. You want the night that makes your head hurt even thinking about what happened.
Here are a few ideas you could work into the night:
- Strippers and Strip Clubs: A staple for a reason, but up the ante by booking a private performance—none of that "too classy to touch" nonsense.
- Private Party Bus: Let's be honest: someone needs to make it to the following location with a body bag at some point, so hire a bus to drive you around. Get one with poles, lights, and whatever else makes a trip between pubs feel like a mini festival.
- Sexy Private Chef Hire: Yes, this is a thing. Dinner, but make it adult and a bit weird—get the hot as-hell chef to cook a three-course meal, wearing… as little as legally allowed.
- Fake Kidnapping: Why not terrify the groom a little? Get the bloke kidnapped as a joke and dragged into a mystery night of wild fun.
- BDSM Taster Session: For the groom who's been too good for too long. Book an experience involving ropes, floggers, and a lot of hands-on expertise from someone ready to show him what happens when you misbehave.
- Escorts: Alright, this one's divisive, but if that's what's on the menu, let's not sugarcoat it. Just keep things discreet.
No cliches, just a proper good time. And if you play your cards right, you'll throw a party so wild, it becomes a tale whispered between mates for decades - likely involving phrases like, "Do you remember when [insert dumb name here] got handcuffed to a hooker in Byron Bay?"
One thing's for sure: the groom won't forget it…unless you succeed and he does.
Good luck… you're going to need it!
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