7 Sex Positions to Try With an Escort
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Escorts are pros—full-stop. They're in the business of giving you a wild ride with zero judgment and maximum fun. This isn't about fumbling awkwardly with someone new and asking, "Uh, are you into… this?" only to be met with an uncomfortable stare.
Nope. When you're with an escort, it's open season to try every crazy idea your twisted little brain can dream up. You're paying for expertise and no-strings-attached fantasy fulfilment, so why not get a little… acrobatic?
Short on inspiration? You won't be – here are 7 sex positions to try with an escort if you're brave (or just horny) enough to make them work:
1. The Spider's Web
Alright, this one sounds intense, but stay with it. Start seated - yes, SEATED - facing each other with legs intertwined. Think of it as the adult version of footsie, except you're doing it while engaged in different activities. The cool part here? You've got all the eye contact and control in the world to switch up rhythms and tempo. Also, it lets both partners shift their bodies for some unexpected new sensations. Plus, it makes you feel like sex ninjas - and really, isn't that the dream?
2. The Waterfall
Are you feeling limber? You better, because this one's a certified head rush - literally. Position yourself at the edge of the bed—with your head hanging over the edge while your body stays in reverse cowgirl mode. Think of it as combining sex with a trippy inversion table workout. She's on top, controlling the action, while gravity's got your blood heading down south, and your world goes upside down.
3. The Pretzel Dip
Are you hungry for something twisted? Good. Your escort lies on her side while you kneel between her legs - one of her legs stays on the bed, and the other wraps around your waist, creating this pretzel shape that gives you major penetration leverage. The angle allows deep thrusting, hitting spots your usual go-to positions can't reach. This one's about intensity and creating that connection through proximity and severe twisting.
4. The Flying Lotus
Do you want to impress someone? You whip out The Flying Lotus, and suddenly, you've ascended from amateur hour to sexual Olympian. Think of it like the missionary position that went to a hot yoga class. The key difference? Her legs are folded in lotus-style, resting on your hips while you fly—air-thrusting into bliss. She'll be firmly planted on her back, holding her legs in place (which requires some serious yoga skills) while you navigate that narrow airspace above her.
5. The Glider
Picture her on her stomach; legs slightly parted, while you mount her from behind with a super slow, smooth glide. But the kicker is, rather than your typical hard thrusts, this is all about sensual movement. It's practically tantric. You use small, undulating hip motions like you're trying to row a boat. Low-energy yet high reward, it's a different ride from the usual jackhammer approach.
6. The Vienna Sausage Roll
It's the best name ever! You'll want to roll up the escort like she's part of a human burrito. Here's the setup: she brings her knees up toward her chest, and you straddle over her from the top, leaning in. The deeper thrust angles here give you unparalleled access to those inner areas, all while she's able to grip the sides of your body with her thighs tightly. The whole scene plays out like a much classier BDSM take on a submission hold.
7. The Reverse Cross-Stitch
It's time to break out that creative flexibility because this last one is for all yoga addicts. You both start facing opposite directions, lying sideways on the bed. Then, twist your hips together like an intertwined double helix so you're moving rhythmically in opposite directions while, ahem, keeping yourselves… aligned in the centre. This one is tricky to describe, let alone attempt, but think of it as mutual corkscrewing. The added rotation gives both partners control and novelty.
Ready for a Ride?
So there you have it - 7 crazy sex positions that you'll probably never try on your everyday hookup but can unleash on an escort. Let loose, and remember, this is about pushing boundaries, exploring new experiences, and laughing your ass off when your limbs end up where they shouldn't be.
Worst case scenario? You've got a new story, and best case, you've just upgraded your sex game for life.
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