Is there a sign on my back?
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Is there a sign on my forehead? Or perhaps my back?
Cause I'm seriously beginning to think there must be one that says something along the lines of "I'm an escort, do you accept tonight's challenge to see if you can get in my pants for free?"
It's beginning to become a bit of a chore when I check my phone some days because honestly I get around 4 - 5 men trying to ask me out/ day, not to mention that most of them are already plotting how they gonna get laid today and so they seem to think the boyfriend angle is gonna work for them...
Well on the upside, at least you guys not usually a pain in the arse...
But then there's the men who seem to believe they're better than all the other men out there so they shouldn't have to pay or at the very least they should pay way less in their opinion 🙄
So, let's clear a few things up for all the men out there shall we...
Firstly, I am an escort because I want to be, not because I have to be or because someone else says I have to. I work for myself and nobody will be changing that in the future either..
Secondly, no boy's, I absolutely, positively do not under any circumstances "need" a boyfriend nor do I want one and no, I don't get lonely at night because I like to spread out like a starfish in the middle of the bed and can't stand it when someone is snoring alongside of me!
There will be no chance of me "falling madly in love with you" or any shotgun weddings that will ultimately end in disaster anyway and no, you can't meet my friends or family either...
So no matter how many hilariously different ways you ask me, please respect me enough to just don't try and I'll reward you in other ways because I'm Sorry boy's but it's like the old saying goes...
"Variety is the spice of life!" And I intend to enjoy as many different spice's that I possibly can & earn enough to be able to finish paying off my house & to retire comfortably by the time I'm 55.
Maybe you can try your luck when I reach that point but till then, just save it for the girls that wanna be wined & dined 😉
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